Here are some jokes to get you through your Friday.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed
Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match
Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.
Q: What do call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut.
Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?
A: In the dictionary
Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands!
If that didn’t get you laughing, I don’t know what will.
Have a great weekend everyone!